You Can't Say Happiness Without Penis
Try it out loud. Happi—ness. There it is, buried in the middle of the word, waiting for someone to notice. People assume the pun is the who...
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A Day in My Bare Life
6:10 a.m. I wake up the way I went to sleep: nothing on, cock against my stomach, already half hard and pleased with itself. Morning wood is...
In Love With My Penis (Yes, Really)
I need to say something, and I need you to not laugh. Or laugh, but gently. I'm in love with my penis. Not fond of it. Not grateful to...
I Retired at Twenty-Seven to Be Naked
On the cage, the money, and the morning I stopped pretending There's a robe on the back of my chair that I almost never wear. I keep it...
